Magdalen Park's Raz speaks out at Paulo's tennis communication skills
Farouk "Raz" Razvi, ball retriever par excellence, has objected - off the record - to his playing partner's language last Sunday. "It's just as well that there was no umpire as I'm sure Paulo's Spanish/Portuguese/Mexican/English would have got us thrown off court!"

Commenting on absentee skipper Roger's team selection, he added: "It wasn't pretty tennis but as player/ manager he'll know more than most that it's results that count. His job's safe for now."

Paulo was last seen muttering about hijo de puta.

Tempers remain frayed.