Were Magdalen Park Vth team aces there with Loos & Becks?

Prompted by the allegations that Ms. Loos (recently associated with gifted footballer David Beckham) has "shared a bed once with three top tennis players", Magdalen Park officials have moved swiftly to scotch any suggestions that David Sharples and Paulo Schmetzer have been linked with the Ms. Loos threesome.

It is well known that both Schmetzer and Sharples like their parties and enjoy hanging out with attractive women in sporting circles. "Two at a time is my max," said Schmetzer limply. Sharples is fabled for his weakness for sexy, fun loving brunettes.