Repercussions rampant in Magdalen Park locker-room
Magdalen's dismal start to the summer season has rocked the team to its foundations. Morale is rock-botton, commitment wavers and forehands are crumbling.

"Basically, the squad is not firing on all cylinders," said former Vth team star Alex Gardener. "Willcocks does not know what his best team is. With all that talent, he should be able to select four players who can win a tennis match."

Maybe not, Alex.