Vth tennis team must make first serves

Hundreds of pence have changed hands during the off-season for top new talent who have yet to deliver. Dressing room dissent about selection strategy and so-called tinkering abound after a poor start to the summer. Experts question David Sharples' release: predictably, he can't seem to get a game in elsewhere.

"Players should all shut up and make some first serves," said tight-lipped skippper Willcocks.